Get the Strap #1

18 Pages, black and white. Anger is their friend, as “Get the Strap” is an outlet for the anger of 2 guys. Self-loathing is evidenced by the second page, and whether it is only a joke or not, I dont know. The retrospective article describes a situation much like the one I was in for Amish Drive By, in the fact that they were almost expelled for the magazine. I took a quick glance at the magazine when i Io it, and it looked kind of weak, but right now, as I am laying on my bed and reading it, I am truly blown away by this magazine and the level of writing encounter. The television shows article brings up tons of valid points that the intelligentsia are afraid to say, and the Tom Hanks article ion the folow page is just a fucking riot. “Whens Lunch” needs to be made into a movie, as it rivals the humor in any of Kevin Smith’s movies, and it also contains the sexual element that made C.H.U.D. and Bikini Car Wash Company so fucking great. Both of the writes for the zine have a lot in common with their writing style, as it is very well-written, uses profanity liberally, and usually makes people laugh. The article “Hell Hole” is practically a description of my town as well, baring the ghetto part as the dirtiness, the fat people, and the useless stores are all there. “Why are little kids such fags” is a great little rang, but would be better if it was a page or so longer, which I also believe is the problem with this magazine-its entirely too goddamn short. I want more, and I want either of the guys to write for NeuFutur, as they are that damn good. This magazine, even when its not trying to be, is at the cutting edge of comedy, with a very satiric edge to it. Maybe we can see this magazine stick it out and last for 20 r 30 issues- it deserves to as It is the best fucking magazine I’ve read all year. As is such, this is the first magazine in the Hall-Of-Fame, and you should send money or something to: Get the Strap, 243 Sedgewick Avenue, Stratford, CT 06615 or you can email Mike, the hella cool mastermind behind this mag, at numbtooth@cs.com
Rating 9.4 /10

Author: James McQuiston

Ph.D. in Political Science, Kent State University. I have been the editor at NeuFutur / neufutur.com since I was 15. Looking for new staff members all the time; email me if you are interested. Thanks!

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