Independent powerhouse Suburban Noize Records is proud to announce the signing of Taintstick, a once-in-a-generation explosion of heavy metal ecstasy, promising to arouse the once-proud demons of rock and roll from their long and shameful slumber.
“Itâ€™s hard to imagine that anyone could make a label with a bunch of white guys rapping about weed look bad, but Taintstick is going to try,” said the band in a joint statement about the signing.
At long last, a band with a manâ€™s man on the mike, pro skateboarder and MMA fighter Jason Ellis, flanked by drummer/studio mastermind Shoebox, ace shredder Cowfucker on guitar, and, for the ladies, bass player and former porn phenom The Illusionist (AKA Rawdog).
Drawing on their contacts as elite power-brokers in the action sports, MMA, and entertainment domains, Taintstick can boast of appearances from a whoâ€™s who of celebrities – Tony Hawk, Rob Dyrdek, Amber Smith, Heidi Cortez, Angie Savage, Jason Mayhem Miller, Ryo Chonan and King Mo – in their debut music video, â€œApple Juice,â€ online now at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IESL-R6WE.
For a sneak preview of the wholesale devastation that awaits when Taintstick release their debut album in the summer of 2009 please visit www.MySpace.com/TaintstickMusic