Get the Strap #3

Get the Strap #3
A5/16 pages-$1/trade. The third issue in a zine that always maintains to crack me the fuck-up, Get the Strap #3 is in actuality a stronger issue then the 2nd one. From the cover picture being that of Kris Kross, to the end article detailing the entirety of the Rocky movies, Mike and Jay shit out another amazing issue. I must admit, I actually learned something of great importance from this issue, that being that DMX and Marilyn Manson did a collaboration. Don’t worry about downloading it, as it sucks hardcore, but I had no clue about it prior to GTS #3. As always, the When’s Lunch piece blows the rest of the zine out of the fucking water, if not for the ease one can imagine the original Saved By The Bell crew in the When’s Lunch situations. In the recurring piece on shitty jobs, the telemarketing piece actually holds it own to the topically funnier jizzmopper piece from the prior issue. Finally, the shining beacon, the most amazing piece in the magazine is no more then a half page, and begins describing the dildo-like design of the He-Man action figures, but quickly derivates from that course, going into the question about when the Lawrence brothers are going into gay porn. Simply brilliant.Get this magazine, as it is one of the best new ones out there. Contact them at GTS, 243 Sedgewick Ave, Stratford, CT 06615, or email numbtooth@cs.com (Mike) or WSTVandal@cd.com (Jay)

Rating 8.5/10

Author: James McQuiston

Ph.D. in Political Science, Kent State University.

I have been the editor at NeuFutur / neufutur.com since I was 15. Looking for new staff members all the time; email me if you are interested. Thanks!

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