Author: Jay NeuFutur

Posted on: April 15, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (Blu-Ray)

I was a fan of the Alvin and the Chipmunks show that originally aired in the eighties, and to be honest, hadn’t caught much of the Chipmunks revival fever that had gripped the country in the last few years. However, I was given a copy of the latest film – The Squeakquel – in the Blu-Ray and DVD combo pack. First off, the blend of real and CGI actors –…

Posted on: April 14, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Old Spice Deck Scrubber Review

In the last few years, it seemed as if the idea of a pouf or modified loufah has been more and more accepted in the traditional male grooming category. Axe came out with their own brand, and soon after, Old Spice looked to capture lightning in a bottle with their “Deck Scrubber”. We had a month or two to rigorously test it out, so here are our thoughts about it.

Posted on: April 13, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Gold: 40th Anniversary Edition (DVD)

I like odd and challenging movies. Hell, one of my favorite movies is Salo: 120 Days of Sodom. I was excited to receive a copy of Gold from Wild Eye Releasing, representing a title that has been viewed by such a small segment of individuals that it feels lke a forbidden delight. However, there are good as well as bad sides to this movie that should be addressed. First off,…

Posted on: April 13, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Chambord Liqueur

There has to be something about Chambord that is special, as my wife and I still joke around about the numerous bottles of the liqueur that have been stashed away in individuals’ collections. However, before receiving this bottle for review, we both have never had a chance to test out this offering. If you are like us, we had no idea about Chambord’s lineage, which can be traced back all…

Posted on: April 12, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Plum Gekkeikan (26 Proof)

While there seems to be a number of sites that catalogue the newest and flashiest of the sake products released stateside, I feel that the Plum Gekkeikan that has been on the market for some time is something that should be given publicity. I have no doubt that a number of Asian buffets throughout the United States have a bottle of this either up on their liquor shelves or use…

Posted on: April 12, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Smirnoff Spiced Root Beer (100 Proof)

Smirnoff is one of a few companies that actually have looked to continually innovate and change what individuals should expect from their vodkas. To that end, they have went and released two new offerings – Spiced Root Beer and Dark Roasted Espresso (review to come) – late last month. We have gotten a chance to sit down with the spirit and really see what the company has came up with.…

Posted on: April 12, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Platinum Life Web Edition (Facebook)

This is the first time that we have done up a review of a Facebook game, but we received a pre-release link and really dug what it was about. The wife even picked up on it, so there is some considerable cross-over allure provided by the title. The star power that has been associated with the game is fairly impressive, as well. This means that upcoming rappers, singers, or DJs…

Posted on: April 11, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 2

Mothership Wit (Beer)

For those crunchy individuals, New Belgium’s Mothership Wit is the brewery’s first organically-crafted beer. Where it seems like in the last few years that companies have been more than happy to slap an organic tag on a shoddily-produced or crafted good, New Belgium has made one of the best beers that I’ve had this year. The white head and incredibly lightly-colored yellow of the beer itself hide how delectable the…

Posted on: April 8, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

NeuFutur Magazine and Sick Puppies Want to Give You a TV!

In celebration of their tour with Nickelback, Sick Puppies and Virgin Records are giving you a chance to win a 32″ Flat Screen TV and 8.0 megapixel camera phone, brought to you by Samsung Mobile and Virgin Records. To sign up for the contest, hit up http://www.totalassault.com/contests/id/02715/ . Three (3) lucky runner-ups will get a Samsung Bluetooth headset. Check out the tour dates with Nickelback below! 4/08 Toronto, ON 4/09…

Posted on: April 7, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

SLUG #254 (Zine)

While we have had a few years of SLUG delivered to us for review, there was well over a decade of material that we have never had a chance to check out. #254 is an issue that looks to rectify that, as it provides readers with a set of articles that the staff felt was integral for properly appreciating the early years of the magazine. In fact, pretty much the…

Posted on: April 6, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Harlem (80 Proof)

Harlem is the first kruiden that we have ever received. Apparently (this is from a Google translation of a Dutch Wikipedia entry), a kruiden is nothing more than an herb-infused liqueur. Harlem has heavy notes of anise, wormwood, cinnamon, and even vanilla present. Repeated tastings will bring forth other lesser, but still integral, hints of spices such as clove and basil.

Posted on: March 31, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Heideroosjes – Royal to the Bone (CD)

The first track on “Royal To The Bone” does not do much in the way of forwarding Heideroosjes’ sound. The repetitious nature of the track just gives individuals a few minutes to pick up something to eat or get properly situated in their favorite easy chair. The second track is “Psychic”, and it is a track in the traditional sense.

Posted on: March 30, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Heiarii – Dance! (CD)

As one can probably guess, what Heiarii opens up eir “Dance!” with is something that resembles the boy-band dance music of the Backstreet Boys. The style of dance music may seem to be dated by a few years but that does not hinder Heiarii from creating tracks that are interesting in their own right. The production is good for a small-market dance act (many of the albums seem unnaturally digitized…

Posted on: March 29, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Hed (PE) – Back 2 Base X (CD)

The laid back rap meets R&B that opens up “Back 2 Base X” gives individuals a much different opinion of Hed (PE) than will the meat of “Listen”. In a sense, Hed (PE) plays a style of music that resembles that of Rage Against The Machine if Rage was much more bipolar. There is that same mixture of rap and rock that RATM made famous during Hed (PE)’s “Novus Ordus…

Posted on: March 29, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Heavy Metal Jazz Concepts – S/T (CD)

Doing covers of jazz classics in a heavy metal vein might seem odd, but to be real, this is just a noisier version of a traditional jazz band. What they qualify as “Heavy Metal” on this disc is as tame as a Doors record, and about as clichéd as those California hucksters. I can say I have a fan of the decision to make the bass lines audible as per…

Posted on: March 28, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

The Heavenly States – Black Comet (CD)

Something that strikes me about The Heavenly States is the tremenous amount of restraint that they maintain throughout the earliest states of the disc. While lead vocalist Ted strains eir vocals during tracks like “Pretty Life”, the entire band’s output is very sedate. Tracks like “Black Comet” are so dense that they can work on four or five distinct levels without blending the distinct instruments into a muck. The density…

Posted on: March 28, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

NeuFutur Vacation

Hey everybody, James here from NeuFutur. I don’t do many personal posts here on the online version of our ‘zine, but just wanted to update everyone. The staff is on our first lengthy vacation for about four or five years – literally. We’re going to keep updating as best we can, but our reviews until April Fool’s Day will be going back into our massive archives. There will be pieces…

Posted on: March 27, 2010 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

A Heartwell Ending – Trust Us We Lie (CD)

A Heartwell Ending starts out their “Trust Us We Lie” with some of the most genuine and impressive new emo since Amber Pacific cut their “Fading Days” EP. Whether the band is able to live up to that comparison for the rest of the disc is the $64,000 question. While the vocals created by A Heartwell Ending are good purveyors of information, they also work admirably with the guitar works…