Buffalo’s Finest Every Time I Die Set out On A Headline Run…

An Open Letter to Axl Rose Ending With an Impression of Howard Dean,

Thanks a shitload Axl. You haven’t put out a GNR record in 10 years and the month we decide to go out on a tour cleverly named NOVEMBER REIGN, you find it prime time for “Chinese Democracy” to hit shelves. You couldn’t have waited another 3 weeks? We haven’t done a single headlining tour on “The Big Dirty” so this was a really big deal for us. You should have seen Josh’s face light up when he thought of the name. The guys in THE BRONX and STICK TO YOU GUNS were happier than pigs in shit to be a part of this epic journey across the east coast. But you just couldn’t stand to see us happy.

Buckethead probably wouldn’t have stolen our thunder. And when I met Matt Sorum at House of Guitars like 16 years ago, he came off as a real nice dude

who would be glad to let us have November to ourselves. Well fuck it, we’re doing it anyways. Starting November 1st, we’re going to Quebec City! and

then we’re going to Milwaukee! And then we’re going to JOPLIN AND NASHVILLE AND RICHMOND AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO FARMINGDALE TO TAKE BACK THE

CRAZY DONKEY!!! BEYYYYYAAAWWW!!!!!

love every time i die.

ps. you rock.

Nov 14 2008

Rocketown Nashville, Tennessee

Nov 15 2008

Handlebar Greenville, South Carolina

Nov 17 2008

Cat’s Cradle Carrboro, North Carolina

Nov 18 2008

The Soapbox Laundrolounge Wilmington, North Carolina

Nov 19 2008

The Canal Club Richmond, Virginia

Nov 20 2008

Recher Theatre Towson, Maryland

Nov 21 2008

School of Rock South Hackensack, New Jersey

Nov 22 2008

The Crazy Donkey Farmingdale, New York

Nov 23 2008

Lost Horizon Syracuse, New York

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