Category: Features

Posted on: March 22, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Kenya Moore: Booty Boot Camp DVD

Kenya Moore was a former Miss USA and is better known for eir work on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. On the Booty Boot Camp DVD, purchasers will be provided with three distinct exercises. While the title of this DVD relates to a specific set of muscles, what is captured on this DVD ensures that one’s overall fitness will be bolstered considerably. Moore and Nikki Veal are able to keep…

Posted on: March 21, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Cappadonna Eyrth, Wynd & Fyre CD Review

  Cappadonna has continually been crafting music through eir career, with 1998’s The Pillage being a modern classic. Fifteen years have passed, but Cappadonna’s flame and desire to create stellar rap music has not faded.  Eyrth, Wynd & Fyre is a two disc effort that does not suffer from the same problems that multi-disc albums have. This means that there is a good array of distinct efforts that touch upon…

Posted on: March 21, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Off White Lies DVD Review

  This 2011 title from Israel may seem foreign (the Hebrew language used  may be part of it), but Off White Lies speaks to the feelings of loneliness and continual misplacement that are common in one’s teen years. Libby is forced to move to Israel with eir father, Shaul as the second Lebanon war begins. Thrown into a tumultuous life with Shaul (who is homeless at the onset of Off…

Posted on: March 20, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Craze Pre-Workout Review

Craze is a new pre-workout that contains inclusions that are shown to provide substantial benefits (Caffeine, Phenylethylamine) to those wishing to have additional energy whenever they step foot into their workout center. Along with a substantial dose of vitamin C, Craze contains a number of additions that separate their workout from the rest of the pack. The Citrus reticulata (Mandarin orange) extract provides additions to the digestion rate, while the…

Posted on: March 20, 2013 Posted by: Danica Comments: 0

Leg Lube Performance Shave Gel

We received a sample of Leg Lube for review a few months ago. While I am a hairy man, I chose to utilize Leg Lube for shaving my face. It is the best shave aid that we have reviewed, due to its lube-like qualities.  No matter how dry my face was, a bead ran along my cheeks allowed for some of the closest shaves that I have had. Leg Lube…

Posted on: March 19, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Elvis Aloha From Hawaii via Satellite Legacy Edition Review

Fat or skinny, Elvis put on one hell of a show and nowhere is there a better example of just how great he was as a performer than the Aloha From Hawaii via Satellite recorded in 1973 (ok, maybe with the exception of his 1972 Live from Madison Square Garden shows). It’s an amazing example of just how bad ass a performer he really was (for the record, despite the…

Posted on: March 19, 2013 Posted by: Jay NeuFutur Comments: 0

Bacardi Dragon Berry (Rum)

Get drunk on the Dragonberry and watch free cable tv thanks to the free cable television deals at Tv-Providers.com, where you can also get a dish satellite antenna! I was skeptical when I first received this rum for review. I’m not a big fan of Strawberry, whether flavored naturally or artificially. I’m not sure if it the inclusion of the Dragonfruit flavor or the care given the spirit by Bacardi,…

Posted on: March 19, 2013 Posted by: Cameron Comments: 0

Tomb Raider Xbox 360 Review

It’s only 10 minutes into my Tomb Raider playthrough, and Lara Croft has already taken more of a beating than most action stars do in an entire movie. So far, Lara has nearly drowned, been knocked unconscious, set herself on fire, impaled herself on a piece of rebar, narrowly missed being crushed by rocks, and tumbled out of an exploding cave before collapsing into a sputtering, whimpering heap. This is…

Posted on: March 18, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 1

JELLO BIAFRA and the GUANTANAMO SCHOOL of MEDICINE to Release New Album “White People and the Damage Done”

On April 2, Alternative Tentacles will release White People and the Damage Done, the new album from JELLO BIAFRA and the GUANTANAMO SCHOOL of MEDICINE (aka JB/GSM). Hot on the heels of the ferocious Shock-U-Py! EP, the world renowned voice and vision of DEAD KENNEDYS and long-standing punk rock innovator returns with bared teeth and an anti-austerity blast-a-thon of a record. Recorded in San Francisco with longtime producer Marshall Lawless and…

Posted on: March 18, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

KVELERTAK PREMIERE NEW ALBUM “MEIR”

      Kvelertak have premiered their forthcoming Roadrunner Records debut, MEIR, over at Stereogum.  MEIR,  which arrives March 26th, features the single, “Bruane Brenn” and is the highly anticipated follow-up to the band’s break out self-titled album which earned them critical praise worldwide.  Produced by Converge’s Kurt Ballou (High on Fire, Torche), MEIR marks an indisputable milestone for Kvelertak. Tracks such as “Evig Vandrar” and the brutal “Nekrokosmos” see…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Rick Hornyak Marigold CD Review

  So Many Times Before is a cool effort, linking together Lynyrd Skynyrd-quality guitar riffs with a tremendously introspective and emotive set of vocals. For those that would doubt that this style would work, the honky-tonk strut of Right in Front of Me will convert. The style created by Hornyak on Marigold is something that is striking, in that it takes hints of Tom Petty, Hank Williams Jr., The Wallflowers…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Jeff Cannon 13 Questions CD Review

13 Questions is an album that feels absolutely epic in scope. The beginning track, Turn of the Century, ties together a masterful narration with bombastic instrumentation and a lavish production. The Busker utilizes an early country and western style; Cannon’s vocals pull double duty in telling a story and providing additional harmony to the song. True Eyes is an effort that is inspired by “Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner”-era Warren…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Pilot Touhill Keeping Secrets EP CD

Never Come Down is catchy and compelling, blending equal parts singer-songwriter pop with reggae. Fans of Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews can find something to appreciate. Touhill is able to distinguish himself from the rest of artists in the soul / reggae style as there is a decided effort to make each arrangement pop. One Thing builds off of the work crafted by The Police while infusing the track with…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Sterling Witt Sterling Loves U CD Review

  Perfect Girl is the introductory track to Sterling Loves U, providing listeners with a catchy bit of alt-rock in the vein of Cake, Weezer, and They Might Be Giants. The chaotic energy that the track thrives on separates this introduction from other similar efforts. With a full head of steam, Witt is able to enjoy additional success with Help Yourself. This track builds thematically on the introduction while bouncing…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Loose Hinges Nothing’s Permanent CD Review

  Don’t Give Up On Me is the first track on Nothing’s Permanent, and its poppy, female-led vocals will immediately provide listeners with a timeless, torch song-type of feel. The production present on this album is admirable, allowing each element of the band to shine on their own. No matter how clear the horns, guitars, or drums might ultimately be, there is a cohesion that makes the songs resound well…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Sandbox Me & Him and Horse CD Review

  Doesn’t Really Matter is a track that is able to build off of the goodwill established by Tried and Tried, forging a bold new path with a blend of folk, country and intensely emotional crooning. The rich instrumentation will immediately draw listeners in, while the slight shift in the vocals provides a much different feel to this composition. Sandbox is an act that can create a very close scattershot…

Posted on: March 16, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Dan Kern 1977 CD Review

  Cold Wind is a track that will immediately provide listeners with a microcosm of the styles and influences that will be presented to listeners on 1977. What results is a bouncy, soul-filled rock track that absolutely soars when included on the vocals. The arrangements presented on Cold Wind will immediately draw listeners in and keep them focused through the first half of the album; Quietly is an effort that…

Posted on: March 15, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!: Best Of Widget DVD Review

  Children cannot get enough of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, and Best of Widget is a value-priced collection that contains 7 episodes for about $7.50 online. These episodes provide parents and childrens with over an hour of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, and are comprised of those episodes that have a decidedly Widget focus. This means that Widget is given the opportunity to become a race car driver, to build an incredible TV,…

Posted on: March 14, 2013 Posted by: Sargeant Comments: 0

Adventures in Time and Space Tour – Figure, House of Blues, Cleveland, Ohio – March 8th, 2013

As an update to the original flyers and show information, Eric Evasion replaced 2Rip. Signs explaining the change in lineup were present through the front of the House of Blues. Sean 2:16 immediately preceded Figure, and created a high-energy set that blended the bluntness of dubstep drops with popular culture (Pokemon clips) and samples from top-20 EDM efforts (Benny Benassi, Skrillex). The flow of the set kept the energy high,…

Posted on: March 13, 2013 Posted by: John B. Moore Comments: 0

Storage Wars Volume 4 DVD Review

The wildly successful Storage Wars starts to show some signs of stress with Volume 4: show regular Dave Hester (aka the asshole) was arguing about his contract so he is missing from most of this season as they try out various replacements (none of whom are as interesting as Hester). This season they also start to experiment with horribly obvious product placement (before I open this storage unit, let me…