“Moderately priced” musikal entity Automusik offers new EP to “General Masses.”

[AUTOMUSIK] is a moderately priced musikal entity, comprised exclusively of ONE superiorly crafted male-sexual, anterior lead unit commonly referred to as [AUTOMUSIK], TWO productive egg-bearing [FEMALE ROCK UNITS], commonly referred to as [FEMALE ROCK UNIT #1] AND [FEMALE ROCK UNIT #2] and ONE singular [VISUAL VIEWING UNIT], commonly referred to as [VISUAL VIEWING UNIT].

[AUTOMUSIK] is a vastly superior musikal celebrity than those who currently aspire to become the object of attention for extravagantly addle broadcast spectators and silly anthropoidal beings who collectively mass before digital components in order to fulfill their pathetic desire to become entertained by those who possess an inferior brand of such.

This current version of [AUTOMUSIK] is currently residing within the territorial limits of [AUSTIN.TEXAS.UNITED STATES OF NORTHERN AMERICA], unfortunately sharing physical space with many who desire to become [FAMOUS PERSONALITIES] such as [AUTOMUSIK] based solely upon the wearing of irony laden clothing articles, breeding with those more famous than themselves, producing musikal tones of an inferior and commonplace arrangement and systematically destroying their reproductive organs by means of bicycle transportation.

[AUTOMUSIK] is currently producing and dispersing physical and digital product through the unfortunately named [CHICKEN RANCH RECORDS] musikal corporation.

Author: James McQuiston

Ph.D. in Political Science, Kent State University.

I have been the editor at NeuFutur / neufutur.com since I was 15. Looking for new staff members all the time; email me if you are interested. Thanks!

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